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	<title>Comments on: If the word &#8216;cellulite&#8217; comes out of that kid&#8217;s mouth, I&#8217;m selling him on eBay. Free shipping.</title>
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		<title>By: Bruno</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bruno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This excellent website is awesome. I continuously find something new &#38; different here. I appreciate you for that details.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This excellent website is awesome. I continuously find something new &amp; different here. I appreciate you for that details.</p>
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		<title>By: selling on ebay</title>
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		<dc:creator>selling on ebay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>selling the kids on ebay. pretty nice idea. never came to my mind before. although i thought of selling them in offline auctions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>selling the kids on ebay. pretty nice idea. never came to my mind before. although i thought of selling them in offline auctions.</p>
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		<title>By: Lori</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lori</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My angel (now 21) was 2.  I was in the bath trying to escape from the 3 kids, (baby was 2 mos) lying back in the bathtub.  No lock on the door, so in come the older two - Dad was supposed to be watching them.  I told them to leave me alone and they could stay.  'Angel' says " Why do your boobies hang down to your belly-button?"  They couldn't believe how fast I jumped up and ushered them out the door!!  Punks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My angel (now 21) was 2.  I was in the bath trying to escape from the 3 kids, (baby was 2 mos) lying back in the bathtub.  No lock on the door, so in come the older two - Dad was supposed to be watching them.  I told them to leave me alone and they could stay.  &#8216;Angel&#8217; says &#8221; Why do your boobies hang down to your belly-button?&#8221;  They couldn&#8217;t believe how fast I jumped up and ushered them out the door!!  Punks.</p>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One presumes the similarities aren't with the beard....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One presumes the similarities aren&#8217;t with the beard&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: May</title>
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		<dc:creator>May</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm 4'10". I'm 32 years old. Children are always measuring themselves against me. They mark with the blades of their hands from the tops of their heads to my shoulder or my nose or the top of my head. Sometimes they slant their hands up to convince me they're as tall as I am. Then they invite me to go play in the sandbox. Of course, I go. I have to.

Mays last blog post..&lt;a href="http://mayiwrite.com/2008/06/23/uh-oh/" rel="nofollow"&gt;Uh oh …&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m 4&#8242;10&#8243;. I&#8217;m 32 years old. Children are always measuring themselves against me. They mark with the blades of their hands from the tops of their heads to my shoulder or my nose or the top of my head. Sometimes they slant their hands up to convince me they&#8217;re as tall as I am. Then they invite me to go play in the sandbox. Of course, I go. I have to.</p>
<p>Mays last blog post..<a href="http://mayiwrite.com/2008/06/23/uh-oh/" rel="nofollow">Uh oh …</a></p>
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